Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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