try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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