I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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