I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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