Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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