batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Randomize
