what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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