you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Randomize
