I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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