You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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