your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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