Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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