Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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