i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
it's like iHOP with fire
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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