im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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