No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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