i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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