whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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