I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
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