youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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