Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Randomize