what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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