we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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