it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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