he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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