Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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