was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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