no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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