Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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