Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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