that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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