Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
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