Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
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