man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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