Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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