Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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