Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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