i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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