Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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