Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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