another moral hangover. fuck.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize