The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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