As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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