White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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