I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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