with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
He? As in you personified your dick?
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
