so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
