And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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