Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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