idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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