Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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