Barsexuality is the new black.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
wow bdsm is so cute
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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