Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
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