If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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