I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
he thought i was a dude.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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