Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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